(2016)

This July will have five Fridays, five Saturdays and five Sundays. Then August will have one Monday, seventeen Wednesdays and an indeterminate number of Thursdays, plus several unnamed days you can sleep right through. September will have no days at all, only nights. October seems to have disappeared completely, while November and December are now December and November. Weird. Apparently Brexit broke Greenwich Mean Time and until a replacement can be found, hopefully much more agreeable than Greenwich, things will be all messed up. Not that it matters to me, as I’ve been using the same Gloria Trevi calendar since 1993.

Five Fridays, five Saturdays and five Sundays, though you’ll have to look for Gloria Trevi calendars on your own.