Cooler full of penes

A head sewn onto a mismatched body and a cooler full of penises was as far as I got, and that was the first line. A cryonics place. Will be interesting when they’re unthawed in a thousand years. Maybe they’ll let them pick one of the penises out of the cooler and then zap it on futuristically. Don’t know about that mismatched head, tho’….